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By  mejiiaa  |  17

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  blackheart24  |  17

48- So you're saying that if you were out at the store and you walked by a 7 year old, who happens to be chokin the chicken in the frozen food section, it wouldn't phase you at all? You would just keep walkin as if it was a part of everyday routine? Interesting.

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  redbluegreen  |  17

#50, I think what they're trying to say is that masturbation is a natural thing that happens, no matter what age the person is. We don't necessarily want to see it, but it's simply expected that everyone masturbates at one point or another.

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  Googoo27  |  43

My brother (who's 11) imitated this FML when I was at a store with him. Unfortunately my FML about it was rejected. No one cares about the crap in my life (lol). I have 56 perfectly fine rejected FMLs.

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  mrperson12345  |  43

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By  94yhy  |  19

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I was so excited that you said fisting was okay in public now, that I didn't read the second half of your comment. To say the least, I was very embarrassed, especially when those mothers at the local park started beating me with their purses and umbrellas for "tainting their kids" or whatever. I hope you're happy with yourself sir!

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Ha! A girl? Yeah, right! Everyone know that there are no girls on the internet! There maybe typing dogs with opposable thumbs, talking monkeys, weird teens or old men who pretend to be girls, and of course men. But never has there been a girl on the internet, give it up, opposable thumbed dog, we know your secret!

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  xCrazyMexican  |  23

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  cBlackout  |  14

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  fthislyfe  |  36

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  JurassicHole  |  36

I think 72 was just being sarcastic/joking around. No reason to go off on her with an assumption. :/ As for the FML, just like everyone else I'm stuck on the being only 7 part. Damn chemicals in fast food these days, turning kids into sex craving maniacs left and right!

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  Xianthos  |  36

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  Xianthos  |  36

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  Sebastian_NG  |  36

Jesus Christ those chemicals are making people sarcasm impaired as well, I don't care for precocious kids, but a world without sarcasm? It's gonna be a sad world.

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  smallory42  |  36

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  JurassicHole  |  36

168- The context that the replies were in, leans heavily on sarcasm. Labeling everything you write with marks or hash tags is just like stating the obvious. If people paid any attention to the context or wording in replies, then we wouldn't need to label everything like a bunch of raving OCD lunatics.

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  Captain0bv10us  |  42

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  MineIsBigger  |  42

dont forget "burp the worm" "beat the stepchild" "take PALMela out" "consult professor Hans Jerkov" "play tug of war with cyclops" "corral the tadpoles" "audition the finger puppets" "squeeze the snake" "rub the dome" "whale on the whale" "milk the manly udder" and "fap the cap"

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  yahoowizard  |  16

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  shanemcunt  |  27

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Apparently you have never been around a baby boy enough to see the fountain effect of them urinating with an erection while attempting to change a diaper. Children typically start masterbating at a very young age, then stop til puberty as a result of societal shaming.

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