Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

by Anonymous / 08/25/2012 at 11:48am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • There are only two kinds of real honest people in this world; small children and drunk people.

    #1 - On 08/25/2012 at 1:50pm by JackeeDawn

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  • Maybe you are having a baby, you just don't know it. (:

    #5 - On 08/25/2012 at 1:51pm by MsFML_

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