By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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JackeeDawn 9

There are only two kinds of real honest people in this world; small children and drunk people.

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jackassiddy 8

But isn't that where most people keep their fat? :o

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ninjaqueen101 18

Time for a diet :)

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Lop0 11

Time to hit the gym, and the child!

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TheMathMajor 26

In fact I wouldn't take the money, but that's not why I don't feel bad for her. I think she has been more than compensated for what happened.

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mrsVoltzie57 12

People ask me that all the time and i do not have that much extra weight. People just assume extra weight means baby

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Sandman366 6

Another time I'd like to vote "Yeah, your life sucks, but you kinda deserve it..."

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AmyMarie55 0

Hope that will drive you to change inside and out to become healthier.

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Lisha_B 5

I'm sorry. I understand weight problems. I get accused of being anorexic because at times my weight just plummets. I had a kid ask if I had cancer once. It totally sucks but everyone is beautiful in their own way and don't let it get you down.

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FarSide 22

My reply: "Not if it's a little ****** like you."

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