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I agree, your life sucks (6359) - you deserved it (71414)
On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
ihateveganism's life also sucksToday, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings…
It's funny how people like you turn out.
#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 12:53pm by TheSnakeDoctor20
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Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
#2 - On 08/23/2012 at 12:53pm by Zedd
+544 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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