By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
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RichardPencil 30

So, you were a thug in your previous life? Karma works slowly, my friend.

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BigSissy 14

That is horrible! I hope everything gets straightened out soon!

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RichardPencil 30

So, you were a thug in your previous life? Karma works slowly, my friend.

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katydid91 31

Likely they were a victim of mistaken identity. Maybe someone has the same full name and a similar birthday as OP.

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RichardPencil 30

Usually, “not existing” is an airtight alibi.

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zoelog 10

if that's the case I'm going to guess this all gets straitened out.

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mccuish 25

This needs an update

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stormy0307 16

I hope you weren’t carrying any dangerous butter knives or hand tools on you when they picked you up.

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Memnoc 26

The only crime I know about that the statute of limitations would not have expired after 27 years is murder. How did they get an arrest warrant for you when three is no possible way you could have had 2 of the 3 requirements of a crime? Something doesn't add up....

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PhoenixChick 26

Well, considering people have spent days in jail based on an arrest warrant for someone with a completely different name and appearance...and it took awhile to get anyone to even bother to check and realise the dumbass mistake...the question is not how did it happen, but how long it takes to get someone to straighten it out.

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sororitytaylor 24

"Luckily, I had a good alibi since I was in Wisconsin and 12."

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