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Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation. "Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

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47- haha your temple run pic is awesome, btw my high score is unbeatable. Sucks for OP. His children are all gonna have twitching issues lol.

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You know if your crotch was traveling at precisely 84 miles per hour at the exact time of the shock it would go BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!

Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation. "Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

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Did you get anything? No, he's still limp! Wait... *OP tries to flirt with girl....* We've got a pulse! *OP gets slapped* Oh nevermind...time of death; 3:05.

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All Alone on the western front. People line up to receive.but she got the power in her hand. To shock you like you won't beleive.

Sounds like an invention they should make to get someone up in the morning, a blanket that shocks your crotch when it's time to wake up.

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Sounds like the thing that beats the one child policy in china on the list of worst ways to fix the population problem

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Actually when I was 7 I pissed in my dad a lot as I was sleeping. The doc recommended a thing that would strap on and make it feel like ants where crawling on my crotch so that I would wake up and go pee. ????

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