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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18473) - you deserved it (1341)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)

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At least they didn't take your boyfriend.

#2 - On 08/22/2012 at 6:04pm by lexiieeex3

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A smooth criminal.

#8 - On 08/22/2012 at 6:05pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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