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Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML


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On 07/30/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by fmlgrl (woman) - United States (California)

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A jar of pennies? If I was the cashier I'd want to kill you.
Of course if it was that time of the month, I see your desperation.

#2 - On 07/30/2012 at 10:18am by blueandpurpleroc

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Pennies: every cashier's worst nightmare.

#3 - On 07/30/2012 at 10:19am by SqueakyChipmunk

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