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Man or woman?

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

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I wonder what went through her mind when she sees a guy start walking up to her with a sex positions book...0.o

#5 - On 06/27/2012 at 8:23am by lonkite101

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You deserve it for not looking at the cover. Rookie mistake.

#6 - On 06/27/2012 at 8:23am by cholobear21

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