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By deli Shoppe / Wednesday 27 June 2012 04:39 / United States
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You're new here, so let me fill you in on something; nobody here likes the person that screams "first!!!!1!1!". It makes them look like an idiot with nothing better to do with their life. The comments section is for commenting about the FML, not little pats on the back for meaningless accomplishments. Just so you know for next time.

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28- I like your term. It needs to be used from now on lol. Also, no excuses for being a douche who yells first.

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17- I just had my very first first comment on the post about the car being stolen four hours after someone bought it. I was freaking excited, too. But I still made a relevant comment. (:

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#90 - Machine was being nice about it. Oh and being jerks how? She contributed absolutely nothing to the community. Saying "first" is immature and rather annoying. I'm sure about every commenter agrees. StrangeDuckling, I've also noticed a lot of your comments are quite bad, argumentative and you seem up your own ass. So please do tell how everyone and I are immature, dicks, jerks and and idiots .

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98 - It is a contest; you have won! Message me your name, address, and Social security so I can send you the prize. :) congrats!!!11oneone

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100, and 102, And exactly how is dogging someone out for being first being smart and contributing to the "FML Community"? When I bitch, I don't usually bitch at PEOPLE, except for on this, because well, if you can I can. Also, I bitch about ethics and about the stupid things people do... So... Thanks! ^_^ P.S.: I also thought Machine was kind of nice too

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Now first of all little missy I did not say it was smart to "dog" someone out. However if does contribute as it makes an example of her. Other commenters who want to tell everyone they're "first" will reframe to do so, as they know thumbs down and nice or harsh replies will follow. Now there is nothing left to discuss. Shows over folks.

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No need to be assholes about it. You all see someone say something, whether it was stupid or not, and you take the opportunity for a little joke just because you THINK it would be funny to make jokes about another person who obviously had no intentions of being annoying. If anyone is being a moron on the "FML planet" it's all of you! I think it's time for you guys to get a life.

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27- nearly everyone on FML is like this... Your better off just ignoring them. They think there opinion is the only right one so just leave them to it. :)

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#90 and #98 - Yelling “Yay, 1st!“ is an incredibly immature thing to do here. What are you, a toddler? It‘s obviously not some childish contest, this is the internet; obviously you will get pounced on. And I don‘t know where in God‘s name you saw us “yell“ anything; we made sarcastic statements, as is expected on FML. I really don‘t see how that qualifies to label us as jerks. Please grow up and realise that none of us are children here. There‘s a difference between being a genuine asshole, and

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You said that COMPLETELY wrong!!! It goes: "No, No, Don't touch me there! These are my No-No Squares!! R-A-P-E! Get your hands away from me!!"

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Lol everyone who posted something false got thumbed up, but the person who posted the real meaning got thumbed down. Funny how it works

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Just think of all those possibilities! And i'd maybe stick to the coffee shop for a while.

Why didn't you look at the cover first? How can you expect to have a conversation with her if you didn't even know what book you were going to tall about?

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OP was in a bookstore not a library. And even then that's why the children section is separate from the other books.

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Its a library they do carry more then one book , and that is why they have sections in libraries so that the kids get books from the kid section.

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It was a bookshop, or as I would call it, a bookstore!!! In any event, I'm pretty sure they have all types of book in both places. Couples may want to spice up their sex lives. Who are you to judge.

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-67 if you would have taken more than 3 seconds to read her comment, you would have realized that, in fact, your comment is probably the stupidest one on FML.

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Well, maybe you should read it for future reference. Might as well come up with something from this experience.

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Would you do that if a random guy came up to you in the library pointing at the sex position book in his hand?

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