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Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21819) - you deserved it (1508)

On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

#1 - On 06/27/2012 at 3:06am by mandark

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You should've just went with it and played along! Omg do you have any idea how much fun that would be? Lol you could make up insanely high prices, and listen to their reactions.

#3 - On 06/27/2012 at 3:07am by eddeeezzyy

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