O....which women?

Even men like men with curves.

I just like hourglasses.

I find hourglasses old fashion.

16-Don't even get me STARTED on sun dials.

But I love seeing the pretty sand sprinkle down to the bottom! And when you flip, it starts all over again!

Oh yeah babe, keep talking. You know what I like

30 why did you have to mention sundials? I hate those wretched things. I still haven't figured out how to set them for daylight savings time.

no we dont

36, they do it automatically!

Heyyyyy shmexy! Yea you over there with the bottle figure!

How does him having an hourglass shape infer he has mantits?

That's the joke, 48.

better than a reverse hourglass

I like turtles.

47 to 64 C-C-COMBO BREAKERRR

Lol how do you have a reverse hourglass It's the same shape when you flip it xD

Instead of out in out it's in out in. Derp.

When i need to know the time, i take out my phone and use it as a sundial

How about some BACON!

Bacon> Burger

Bacon+burger!

Baconator!

need to talk to EpicMealTime. that can fix that

Excellent. Eat plenty of food and you will soon evolve from an hourglass to a stopwatch.

Maybe he is Allergic them

OMFG I kinda have the same problem you just do shot load of cardio

Cheeseburger with bacon, onion rings, and cheddar cheese

I would say eat but in all honesty it doesn't work xD 5 pan au chocolate for breakfast and a croissant to finnish it off daily and still being underweight proves this theory! xD

plus you could always go gay if it comes to that.

I was actually almost positive this was from one of the Kardashians, while reading it.

Oooohhh sexay!!!

But then there's the issue of guys going up to OP saying "Dat ass... cot looks great on you bro"

Haha no i'm not a kardashian!(:

What's wrong with an hourglass figure as a guy?

The only thing I wanna trade is Pokémon :D

Depends on which gen

Hell idc what gender i would change my stopwatch figure for an hour glass figure anyday =))

111 was talking about which generation of Pokemon. The only one that matters- first.

Ugh, the fool genwunners are even infecting FML. Gross.

I'm pretty sure that's what got him there in the first place.

No I meant to get more muscle and if that doesn't work, just eat more food :D food is a fantastic problem solver

It could be a type of disease he has. My boyfriend is skinny because he had malrotation of the intentines and smas. He finally had surgery to fix it last Wednesday!! So he most likely tried not getting that way.

90: have you seen a hourglass figure?

Lol?

what's up with all these pony pics..

MLP all the way :) loving all my fellow pagasisters and bronies on FML :)

I'm from Texas, how the **** is that an accomplishment?

Texas is known to have a high percentage of obese citizens. Therefore, he was saying how it's an accomplishment that he is so skinny in such a commonly obeise surrounding.

You don't have to be skinny to be an hourglass

Exactly. I'm kind of thick (not fat, just not skinny) and I just have a natural hourglass figure. Skinny people usually don't have them too often.