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Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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On 05/27/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by shadow1248 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Go break that car up! Although on a more serious note maybe you could try get in contact with your neighbors or ring the police to try sort it out.

#1 - On 05/27/2012 at 6:10am by DooleyFTW

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I would call the police. They have ways to break into cars and could probably turn off the alarm.

#2 - On 05/27/2012 at 6:16am by pdp

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