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Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well what if someone picked it up to return? Finding money isn't being greedy, better than letting it go to waste.
Don't religious people have better things to do?

#3 - On 03/23/2012 at 2:59am by blink182AAR

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Those suck. I found one that said "don't get too excited, it's only 10 bucks"

#2 - On 03/23/2012 at 2:58am by MsConfusedd

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