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By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By woodre - 02/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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blink182AAR 6

Friday 23 March 2012 7:59

Well what if someone picked it up to return? Finding money isn't being greedy, better than letting it go to waste. Don't religious people have better things to do?

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 23 March 2012 7:58

Those suck. I found one that said "don't get too excited, it's only 10 bucks"

Comments

williamcarter93 13

Friday 23 March 2012 12:34

These religious people need a damn hobby...to set up fake money with a scolding on it...they must need a life

jeanniecm1984 17

Friday 23 March 2012 12:38

Who knew religious people could be trolls? ::sarcasm::

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Friday 23 March 2012 12:40

colby not amused

monagro 22

Friday 23 March 2012 12:40

That's rediculous. They seriously wouldn't pick up money off the street?

x_Gainer_x 6

Friday 23 March 2012 13:05

We should be scolding them for littering !! How dare they contribute to trashing up our planet!!!!

linkinpark98 23

Friday 23 March 2012 16:04

We should get the animal in your picture to go flip them off! :D (I said animal because I forget the name.)

pinkpixie06 11

Friday 23 March 2012 16:36

Holy cow!! What kind of animal is that in your picture?! It looks like an obese gorilla.

jaredofmo 22

Friday 23 March 2012 13:38

Picking up a $100 bill (or what looks like one) isn't greedy. It's basic human nature. Whether you'd keep it, pass it to a hobo on a corner, or donate it to some cause, you see money, you pick it up. Also human nature: pissed at someone lying. Lying's a sin, and lying is just another form of deception, which making a tract look like money IS.

fmlahahaha 5

Friday 23 March 2012 13:40

Another waste of time from some religious douche

linkinpark98 23

Friday 23 March 2012 13:54

Not all religious people are 'religious douches'. I for one, am Catholic, but I don't go shoving it down peoples faces. Only the people who constantly bring it up, or do shove it down people's throats deserve that name.

misvenus000 4

Friday 23 March 2012 13:56

Yeah because god pays the bills.. Apparently..

Rbroome21 0

Friday 23 March 2012 13:59

Doesn't matter how religious you are, find a $100 bill laying by itself on the ground anyone would pick it up. That is not being greedy. Its not like you can track down it's owner.