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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 October 2014 01:32 / United States - Grand Rapids
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By  lenalee96  |  22

I would have to say I would have probably freaked the fuck out, blood and I don't get along!

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  PresidentNorth  |  16

For real? Couldn't have come up with a crappy joke at least.

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  WolfyGrace  |  24

#22, check the color of the square around #1's profile pic. (it could be his daughter or something)

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  ksktwin84  |  14

#28, it's gray, not blue. Which means gender wasn't specified in the profile

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  Ki11erC  |  18

Sharp blade can cut without hurting at all. Probably not so much in need of a new razor but just care and attention till the blade dulls a bit.

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  coried91  |  28

I was shaving once and I seriously took a huge chunk of skin off because I failed to check my razor blade before using it . The skin was about 1 inch long. It was insane. I thought OP maybe had the same thing happen but I'm pretty sure they would have felt that.

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  dragonkisses28  |  25

#66 ...forget it. I'm not even going to waste my time. It actually happens quite fast #73. Once the razor nicks you, it starts shaving off the skin like a cheese cutter. The more dull the blade, the harder you have to press for it to shave right, and the better the chance that you will cut yourself. It bleeds forever and hurts like a bitch.

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