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Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

#1 - On 03/22/2012 at 3:46am by lilikawaii

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I feel your pain OP. my bras do that too sometimes. Oh how I miss the days I could freeboob...

#4 - On 03/22/2012 at 3:50am by MerrikBarbarian

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