By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 592
You deserved it 3 333

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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JustDerpin 11
zebralover23 14
mynameispickle 0

I agree go with the sports bra if you have the boobs

AllieGee 9

I know that feeling all to well...

Solution! Get rid of bras entirely solving this unreasonable shenanigans!

I am firmly against any harm coming to breasts. They should be gently caressed and/or suckled upon, not stabbed.