By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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missyy04 0

Happened to me before! Hurt like hell!

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rradams 1

Generally when your wires poke through it means a couple things: you could be wearing the wrong size so the weight of your bust is stressing the wires, or your putting them through the washing machine and/or drier. If you put them in the washer the plastic tip of the wires can come off and cut through your bra and poke you. It's always a good idea to hand wash your bra and lay it flat to dry. For those comments about how wires shouldn't exist-they help with support and help it so your bust doesn't touch. If your wearing the right sized bra you shouldnt feel the wires at all!

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melrose90210 10

It's happened to me, ****** sucks. New bra time

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caleismyth 5

im a dude, and that shit still makes me cringe.

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Neopopulas 9

How much blood was there? Because if there wasn't a ton of blood this is hardly a FML, i stubbed my toe today.. does that count too?

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maddyone01 0

tht always happens to me.

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