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Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by Hank (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Take your brother to the game

#4 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:26pm by kimaniv

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umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?

#3 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:25pm by Luckster

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