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Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11132) - you deserved it (9811)

On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States

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I guess the Force wasn't with you.

#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 11:09am by missathegirlwond

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Usually, the first lesson in Driver's Ed is operating the brakes. So much for home-schooling!

#5 - On 03/11/2012 at 11:10am by perdix

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