Then i guess he mowes the house?

Or waters the carpets?

he obviously does want dirt in his grass.

that sucks

He mows the carpets.

At least your dad is attempting to be clean. My parents don't give a donkey fart about the state of our house.

Well with all that dirt on their lawn, who wouldn't vacuum it?

I hate these ******* ads

Not so weird if it's turf... you have to mow that shit, yes in serious. Truth is stranger than fiction.

At least he doesn't tile the yard.

As if mowing the grass at night alone would make him look crazy, but vacuuming? It's a whole new level of insanity.

He probably literally lost his marbles on the lawn and was vaccuming trying to find them.... One never knows

take advantage of the situation, parents are the best drunk!

pfft who MOWS their lawns anymore? vacuuming is the new "it" thing

Lol someone removed my comment of I hate these ******* ads

pretty smart. instead of raking the leaves, why not suck them up a vacuum?

Did anyone stop to think that dad was just being a smartass to annoy his kid? That's like when my husband asks what we are having for dinner and I say food.

Oh my god! Is Boners your dad?

Time for a bad anti joke relating to OPs dad Why was grandpa climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas? He has a debilitating disease, and is slowly losing touch with reality.

That's what I thought

No..he's on acid

Damn. I though everyone vacuumed their yards in the dark.

no 42 most people do it during the day

No he's on shrooms. And acid. And weed. And pain killers

And GHB and ecstacy and salvia

Well I don't do it during the day. And apparently OP's dad doesn't either

I wish your dad was mine :')

I see what those headlights are for now, it all makes sense

i know this has nothing to do with the post im replying to but is anybody else really getting annoyed by that ad that opens up everytime you open the app

Yeah I'm getting that and it's really annoying.

Same

Me too. I hate it so much.

Me2 its so ******* annoying!!!!

Then you have to wait to click continue, yeah it sucks

Just buy the ad free version in the settings menu.

makes me not want to read FMLs

112- gasp, I wouldn't go that far.

I think I have 0.0 I swear I thought it said "meowing" his lawn...

He was obviously vacuuming the lawn to find them, duh.

He's looking for his marbles-vacuuming them up

Well who doesn't mow the house and vacuum the lawn?

^ win

He was trying to find his marbles

I see what you did there ;)

I kicked my friend in the face when I sleep walked :/

my cousin spread dog food all over her lawn when she sleep walked once

My mother has been sleep walking since she was a kid and regularly gets night terrors. It can be scary, especially the rare times she's found herself outside still sleeping,

I have only sleep walked a couple of times

It is spelled LOSING! I usually don't have a biiiig problem with words being misspelled, but too many people can't spell losing. *If this was a typo, I apologize profusely.

Yea it's a typo grammar Nazi :)

You clever bastard