Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25603) - you deserved it (5042)
On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States
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Well that stinks!
#2 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:21am by daybid
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+179 | 6
Aww, not even a sympathy fart to make you feel less embarrassed?
#6 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:29am by A100893
+125 | 26
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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