Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

by anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Well that stinks!

    #2 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:21am by daybid

    See in context

  • That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

    #3 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:22am by anzie

    See in context