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Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31711) - you deserved it (6854)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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Well that stinks!

#2 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:21am by daybid

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That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

#3 - On 01/15/2012 at 6:22am by anzie

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