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Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84781) - you deserved it (9971)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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wat an asshole!!!!!!
dump him!

#2 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:44pm by jessxoxo28

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What a douche.

#7 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:46pm by mfpeanuthead

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