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Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.

#1 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:12am by zee209

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Wait, wait. You mean he got them to stop in the MIDDLE of the movie just so he could propose to you? I'd be pissed if I was watching that movie. Happy for you, but pissed. Especially if it was in the middle of an interesting part.

On the other hand, you're lucky to have a boyfriend who managed to convince the movie people to turn off the movie in the middle. He's got perseverance. I doubt they'd just instantly agree to cutting off the movie. Right in the middle. Hope things go well with your boyfriend.

Oh, and by the way, be happy. YOU GOT FREE COKE!

#8 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:23am by Creston

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