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Today, my fiance proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiance stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60443) - you deserved it (9542)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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