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Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML
I thought a mid-life crisis was when a person tried to recapture their youth, not just being a crazy person.
Hey don't joke about that "they" might hear you
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Friday 31 July 2015