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Today, my Dad took me to a yankee game at the new Yankees stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I then yelled out "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by XxespoxX (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

#4 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:45am by texmas

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Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head.
While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.

#5 - On 05/11/2009 at 3:45am by PureGold

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