[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my Dad took me to a yankee game at the new yankee stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I then yelled out "Look at that ugly asshole!". It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

#1830985 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (5805) - you deserved it (65522)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by XxespoxX (man) - United States (Connecticut)

More FMLs?

newdriver's life also sucks
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me...

catlady's life also sucks
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to...

insideout also deserved it
Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by