Embarrassing and Sports: Bigmouth

Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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texmas 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.

Comments

snowglobe007 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:00

I work down in Baltimore and there are Yankees fans everywhere because they've been playing the Orioles for the past three days at the Orioles' Stadium. I'm not saying that this didn't happen, it just didn't happen "today."

FXCKMYLIFE 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:13

I hope he ******* tore you limb from limb.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:31

Well, when the 'Kiss cam' lands on you and your dad, you know what to do. ******* asshole.

shmunk 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:47

sounds like a yankee fan to me

peopleplz2008 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:59

This did not happen today or yesterday or the day before. Considering the Yankees have been in Baltimore the past 3 games over the weekend. oh and YDI.

chiguy 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:10

Dude... the Yankees played in Baltimore... how did your dad take you to Yankees Stadium to watch the Yankees game when they were playing in an entirely different state? LIAR!

Kirbstomps101 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:22

YDI for going to a Yankees game. But then again, you sound like a prick so the Yankees are perfect for you.

Tehalon 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:30

Hope he made you headbutt a coke. YDI

gingerbread_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:44

You are a incredibly rude and ignorant person. Next time someone sees you, I hope they yell at the top of their lungs what an ugly asshole you are. You definitely deserve it. I feel sorry for your father.