Embarrassing and Sports: Bigmouth

Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 050

You deserved it 102 151

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 573

You deserved it 3 519

Thanks, I guess…

By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 918

You deserved it 507

By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 852

You deserved it 8 569

By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 188

You deserved it 2 139

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 101 698

You deserved it 19 186

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 460

You deserved it 2 892

By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 592

You deserved it 5 611

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 710

You deserved it 3 189

By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 265

You deserved it 2 203

By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 775

You deserved it 3 075

texmas 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.

Comments

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:20

I agree with #91. You deserved that for being a fan of the Yankees and for being a douche. Those two always seem to go hand-in-hand.

Bookie2152 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:25

typical yankees fan

karmas_a_bitch 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:26

FYL no. FHL ur so mean

olschool 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:33

cuz u got to pick how attractive u wanted ur self to be at birth right? its ppl like u that turned society into a piece of garbage...so damn superficial

I2OI3 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:34

It should only be an FML if you got your ass kicked, and seeing as how you did not... well, never post again sir.

Raisianhell 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:44

I love how you called him "It."

TheZephyrSon 3

Monday 11 May 2009 21:51

People like you don't deserve to go to baseball games.

Will09 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:56

Today, I went with my dad to the new Yankee Stadium. The camera crew pointd at a man. I decided to be badass and yelled out," Look at that ugly asshole!" He was sitting right by me. FML

reetah 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:07

why on earth would you yell that out in the first place? it's not funny. it's not nice. it's completely pointless.

ohshitlolrofl 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:20

You people are retarded. Yankees are awesome, especially the bleacher creatures, where this probably happened. **** all you Red Sox faggots. 26-7 *******. oh but this guy is a liar. It couldn't have taken place that day because Yankees were in Baltimore