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Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML
Ok first of why the hell would u even want to eat while taking a leak? Just saying kinda stupid.
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Friday 24 July 2015