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Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9502) - you deserved it (42247)

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Perfect situation to just yell "fuck".

#2 - On 10/04/2011 at 2:43am by DHoffmann

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Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

#8 - On 10/04/2011 at 2:47am by ariannaimelda

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