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Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29197) - you deserved it (12851)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm - misc - by disappointed - United States (Georgia)

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I seriously hope you knocked his dumb ass out. And that you had insurance.

#5 - On 09/23/2011 at 12:05am by CrassKal

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Did... did he win?

#7 - On 09/23/2011 at 12:05am by HolyHandGrenade

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