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Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Ginger

#8 - On 09/10/2011 at 7:28pm by niiick97

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how did you not notice?

#2 - On 09/10/2011 at 7:27pm by FernAdele

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