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Today, I finally put the finishing touches on my first vacation in over two years, due to my hellish work schedule. The Governor essentially just vetoed my vacation with evacuation orders. Thanks, Hurricane Irene. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19807) - you deserved it (1715)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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That blows..

#1 - On 08/25/2011 at 7:58pm by Kriyptic

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Hey better safe than possibly killed by hurricane, right? Still that sucks.

#3 - On 08/25/2011 at 8:00pm by JurassicHole

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