Fishing

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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Kurliez408 32

Monday 14 October 2019 20:47

this really depends on how long you've been dating. 1 year- he's a jerk. 1 months- fair play.

slapstick1982 20

Monday 14 October 2019 18:04

You must be what they call a practice girl

Comments

slapstick1982 20

Monday 14 October 2019 18:04

You must be what they call a practice girl

leighmacj 11

Monday 14 October 2019 18:35

Offft that’s rough. Sounds like a real jerk OP

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 October 2019 20:06

Feel the burn! We're a little full of ourselves, aren't we?

Kurliez408 32

Monday 14 October 2019 20:47

this really depends on how long you've been dating. 1 year- he's a jerk. 1 months- fair play.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 14 October 2019 21:31

Well, there's perfect and there's good enough - for now - until something better comes along.... At least, he's keepin' it real; J/S....

Charity Taylor 17

Monday 14 October 2019 21:50

dump his b!tch äss

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 October 2019 23:25

I'm just laughing, because you know, most of these posts are by young teens. So honestly, he most likely hasn't found the perfect girl yet, maybe he hasn't even found himself. Maybe he had a brain fart. And honey, no one is perfect!