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Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)

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I'd be pissed if the chocolate chip muffins were gone too, but your husband needs to get over it. Looks like you are making a car trip with two kids.

#1 - On 07/17/2011 at 6:25pm by Yarrachel

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Then its payback time. No sex for a month! :D

#3 - On 07/17/2011 at 6:29pm by yummayy_

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