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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21836) - you deserved it (94752)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

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