Nice bird

By Sick - 01/01/2020 01:00 - Netherlands - Ede

Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
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ahabsfan 14

I’ve never seen a bird smoke before. Does it cause cancer in birds too?

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Mungolikecandy 19

The bird was very antisocial to do that to your jacket whilst it was smoking at the same time.

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ahabsfan 14

I’ve never seen a bird smoke before. Does it cause cancer in birds too?

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Kurliez408 32

if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have gotten shit on twice. Bird's trying to send a message op.

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live_to_love 25

I think the Universe is telling you something. Try to listen to it even though it's a sh*** situation. ah ah

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Mungolikecandy 19

The bird was very antisocial to do that to your jacket whilst it was smoking at the same time.

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mfranks19891989 10

I think your dr hired that bird to help you quit smoking

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Nemojay Chan 3

I have heard that a bird pooping on you is good luck. use it well

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Hangryko 29

That bird didn't appreciate your second hand smoke so it shat on you for both offences. YDI.

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jmilam90 9

That wouldn’t happen if you quit smoking.

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RainbowPandaChan 9

That's the universe telling you to quit smoking

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