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Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

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On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

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Every class has a retard.

#3 - On 05/09/2011 at 10:14am by marinus

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Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

#11 - On 05/09/2011 at 10:20am by YacL

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