By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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YacL 15

Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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sabrecaz 0

hey, theres one of those at my school too

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GpaGeorge 0

Better that "the kid who's eyes are to close to each other"! People with down syndrome have really close eyes!

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gkflower 0

at least they had good intentions - they were being affectionate

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Tmanwaterman 0

I'm called Asian, because my eyes supposedly squint when I laugh, the worst part? I'm German..

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fricgm 6

pics or it did not happen.

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tigerlover39 9

Aww well I'm known as cow eyes cuz my eyes are huge

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tray623 7

That's actually a result of fetal alcohol syndrome. so your mom probably drank while she was pregnant with you. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

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