Down the rabbit hole of assumptions

By Not Suicidal - 02/07/2020 05:04

Today, a lady talking about the Bible came to my house. She looked at me and said I wouldn't need to cut myself if I had God in my life. Mom heard and did a thorough investigation of my body for scars. I had to bathe my rabbit last night, and he scratched me. They were from him. FML

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By booearns - 17/04/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

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By That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - 04/01/2014 07:21 - United States

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 18:06 - United States - Kennewick

Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML

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By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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By Martine624 - 07/05/2015 21:56 - Netherlands

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

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It's not what you think

By tessykins - 22/10/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

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By hail science! - 10/08/2019 16:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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Skanker 5

Thursday 2 July 2020 6:13

Hey! So I own a indoor bunny too, and I just wanted to let you know that bathing your bunny like a dog is not a good idea! This can really make them sick because of the type of fur they have and how long it takes to dry them can give them hypothermia. If your bunny is really dirty, using a damp cloth would be the trick. I would give Sherlock foot baths sometimes, but nothing more than that. Not judging you at all, some people don’t know that, but I’m sure you want your bunny safe :)

voodoo66 5

Thursday 2 July 2020 20:17

never let a jehovahs witness in, only causes trouble

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Skanker 5

Thursday 2 July 2020 6:13

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 2 July 2020 20:08

Also, bathing them like that can stress then out to the point of heart failure. A damp cloth can be used to spot clean them, if necessary.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 July 2020 6:17

Scars look a lot different from fresh cuts. Bathing a rabbit at night? Sounds a little satanic to me. Maybe Church Lady had a point.

voodoo66 5

Thursday 2 July 2020 20:17

never let a jehovahs witness in, only causes trouble

ViviMage 38

Friday 3 July 2020 3:56

Don't bathe the bunny like a dog, they can go into shock! Bunny butt baths are the best if you really have to when stuff sticks.

sickerthanyou 13

Friday 3 July 2020 8:28

It’s ok, so vertically to get attention and horizontal to do it for real. You’re welcome.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 4 July 2020 2:12

Don't know if you did it deliberately or not but you have that backwards. I'm not encouraging either but for safety sake, know that vertical is more dangerous because it follows the veins.