By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 768
You deserved it 3 565

Same thing different taste

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Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

denbeste 3
mintcar 9

I didn't say she's disgusting. I was just saying, it must not be all that bad if Oprah's eyes are like that, she is famous and all.

mintcar 9

37, I was replying to 22.

why is the calling of the numbers instead of name you have?

AceHeartThinksTh 0

Oh my gosh I love your username and picture xD

73- There are three reasons 1.) So that it is easier to find the comment 2.) If you post twice you know which comment they are talking about 3.) Just plain old FML tradition

killa6698 0

this reminded me of south park

iAmScrubs 19

At leas you have good perenfrial vision. I know that is spelled terribly wrong but I on an iPod touch and spell Check isn't working

iAmScrubs 19
iAmScrubs 19

sorry, I just woke up when I wrote this. it should be *least, and *but I am on my iPod.

cptmorgan15 2

No...no.. I think you had it right the first time.

DarthScynn 0

cptmorgan15... you're amazing. :)

Maybe YOUR eyes are just too far apart iamscrubs.

It's ok op there is a lot of mean people out there. I am known for always looking high. I can't help it I don't get enough sleep.

My eyes are usually bloodshot and no one has accused me of being high. Even though I always seem to be off in my own little world while I work, lol.

i know how you feel im known for always being high and/or drunk :)

Hey, at least it's affectionate... right? Right?!

SpectSelf 0

kids have always beenmean. the only thing that changes are the faces and names.

mintcar 9

Hahaha, aw don't worry. I don't like my eyes either, I think they're way too big. We all have nagging insecurities OP.

mintcar 9

Aw thanks Riley. 101, hahaha it's okay. it's a little funny actually.

Aw mintcar, your eyes are pretty. They're not too big!