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Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16384) - you deserved it (59888)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.

#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:41am by arcturusvi

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you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??

#3 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:44am by stephfml

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