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Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33323) - you deserved it (9399)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!

#6 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:29pm by vbmg152

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You should have replied "No. Aren't you embarassed you're such a cunt? Go ask your mom if you don't know what that means."

#25 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:59pm by Larynx

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