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Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38007) - you deserved it (10105)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!

#6 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:29pm by vbmg152

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Kids say the darnest things!
But keep being confident. :D

#2 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:26pm by you_failed

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