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Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14587) - you deserved it (32652)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by tan disaster - United States (Massachusetts)

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i don't understand the obsession with being so tan, honestly what a waste of money.

#3 - On 02/27/2009 at 8:49pm by trying_madly

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At least you're trying to prevent skin cancer by avoiding the tanning bed!

#5 - On 02/27/2009 at 9:02pm by efemivida

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