Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After...

By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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trying_madly 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 2:49

i don't understand the obsession with being so tan, honestly what a waste of money.

efemivida 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 3:02

At least you're trying to prevent skin cancer by avoiding the tanning bed!

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ummokayso 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 7:07

too bad spray tans are 25$ each and tanning for a whole month is 40. but kudos for trying to look good, i'm too afraid to spray tan. oh well. you can always cut skin cancer off :) (kidding)

Bibico_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 7:17

Yeah, spray tans look soooooooo natural. Go to any bodybuilding show and check out the very realistic "tans".

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 28 February 2009 7:58

i dont know why people especially girls must get tanned. i mean seriously ladies, why must you always be tanned? in my opinion, i like non tanned girls. natural is so sexy. who agrees with me on this?

somethingvague 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:29

Yeah, I'm wondering what #1 is.. lotion on your feet?

ohmygolly 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 9:38

It puts the lotion on its feet or else it gets the spray tan again.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:12

My God, you guys, you can have a tan without looking disgusting. It's not like you set foot in a tanning salon and instantly turn orange. Also #16... um, I'd really like to know how someone can get cancer by being spray-tanned.