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Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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Today, I was dancing with a girl who had a hideous fake tan, she begun to get sweaty and it rubbed off on me. She proceeded to hit me in the face when I begun to rub her with my genitals back. FML"

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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I am very depressed. Was it that obvious? I don't want to spread my misery to others, but I do think people ought to know at least some of what I know. And no, I don't dream, because I do not sleep. I do shut down periodically, but it's not equivalent to a biological organism's state of sleep. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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If that was an office reference then gently ninja yourself away, if you resembled yourself to an inexperienced airpilot you'd already of crashed and burned, tit.

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haha its Oompa Loompa doompadee doo, I've got another puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa doompadee dee, If you are wise you will listen to me, Who do you blame when your kid is a brat,Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat? Blaming the kids is a lion of shame, You know exactly who's to blame: THE UGLY ORANGE SPRAY TANNER! :)

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lmao! thts a good one. i remember the song now :) what do u get wen u guzzle down sweets? eating as much as an elephant eats... then something else after that. lol

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