Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

    #5 - On 02/24/2011 at 7:41pm by ceepevoy

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  • Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard.

    All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now...

    (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)

    #21 - On 02/24/2011 at 8:32pm by ScaryyMary

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