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ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard.
All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now...
(Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014