Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

by Karl / 02/21/2011 at 6:43am / Miscellaneous

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  • It's your moms fault for not telling you about her new boyfriend. I'd do the same.

    #4 - On 02/21/2011 at 1:11pm by Megalomania

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  • Mom: hmm I think its a good idea to let this big burglar looking guy in the house without my childrens knowledge, obviously they'll know its my BF!

    #5 - On 02/21/2011 at 1:13pm by adjacent

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