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Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (5528)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

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It's your moms fault for not telling you about her new boyfriend. I'd do the same.

#4 - On 02/21/2011 at 1:11pm by Megalomania

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Mom: hmm I think its a good idea to let this big burglar looking guy in the house without my childrens knowledge, obviously they'll know its my BF!

#5 - On 02/21/2011 at 1:13pm by adjacent

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