By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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Megalomania_fml 0

It's your moms fault for not telling you about her new boyfriend. I'd do the same.

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adjacent 2

Mom: hmm I think its a good idea to let this big burglar looking guy in the house without my childrens knowledge, obviously they'll know its my BF!

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Ferrari I was wondering the same thing...Usually in cases of divorce there are rules that parents cannot have opposite sexed overnight guests when the children are home. If the guy has not even been around long enough to meet the kids then that is just sad and not the poor kid's fault. What if this guy IS a weirdo? There is a good reason to be careful and slow about bringing people around your kids or having sleepovers so quickly with new people like this situation, it just sets a bad example

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bnwranbo 2

I was going to go off on a tangent about how off your post is, but I decided that it's not worth my time to type it all out.

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feralphoenix 4

you sound like one of those old woman who have not been laid in years and feel like controlling every little thing..

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nicole1784 0

he could have been picking her up, or dropping her off it wasn't necessarily an overnight.

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heart_aussie_fml 20

Might've been you subconscious expressing itself ! LOL

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HAyourfunny 0

well I guess that sounds like a personal problem for your mom's bf lol

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EvilSpirt 5

I would have done tht too. Even If I already knew who it wuz

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jewels1877 0

Lmfao. I'd still do that to my mom's boyfriend, even though he's been living with us for like ever.. It's funny to hurt him :D

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aboutpar 0

Don't feel bad. After all, he's doing your mom.

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dayday14_fml 4

id do the same..

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